"My Favorite Things"

They're MINE! MINE, do you hear?

 

Men dressed as cowboys and big burly truckers
Hot horny daddies and mean motherfuckers
Discipline, bondage and spankings that sting
These are a few of my favorite things.

Furry state troopers with hard shiny nightsticks
Army lieutenants all wanting their boots licked
Dildos and condoms and rubber cockrings
These are a few of my favorite things.

When the queens snap
When the twinks flame
When I'm faced with that crap
I simply think of my favorite things, then I pull on my cha-a-a-a-aps.

Bikers on Harleys in tight greasy leathers
Collars and leashes and handcuffs and tethers
Masters who throw my ass into a sling
These are a few of my favorite things.

 

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